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Xaviera Hollander
Woman, Women (two quotes)
"I'm supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women. But the truth is I've flunked more often than not. I'm very fond of women; I admire them. But, like all men, I don't understand them."
Weird, Weirdness, Weird Sex
Wedding Vows
Virtue
Vice
Valentine's Day (Saint), "Be My Valentine"
Unrequited Love, Star Crossed Lovers
Tush, Tushie, Tookus, & etc.
Turn On
Transvestite, Transvestism
Temptation (two quotes)
"For to tempt and to be tempted are things very nearly allied... whenever feeling has anything to do in the matter, no sooner is it excited than we have already gone vastly farther than we are aware of."
Tease, Teasing
You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Tattoo
Terpsichorean Ecdysiast
Suggestive
Let's get physical, physical, I wanna get physical, let's get into physical
Stroke, The Stroke
Stacked, Statuesque
Smut
Small Talk, Chit Chat, "Just Talking"
Sin of Onan
"Shook me all night long"
Sexual
Sex Symbol
Sex appeal
Sex Education
Sensual, Sensuous
Sappho, Sapphic
Red Light, Red Light District
Rat Pack, The
Ragdoll, Rag Doll
Queen
Pulp Fiction
Privacy, Privacy Laws, etc
Publicity Whore
Principles
Political Correctness
"Plastic Fantastic Lover"
Cosmetic baby plugged into me
Pious, Piety
Phone Sex, Party Lines
Phallus, Phallic Symbol
Peeping Tom
Pedophilia
Pedarist (two quotes)
"There is always a heavy demand for fresh mediocrity. In every generation the least cultivated taste has the largest appetite."
Pearl Necklace
"Our Song", Romantic Songs
And sometimes when we touch
Original Sin
Oral Contraception
"Old Wives' Tales"
"Oh, Calcutta!"
Obscenity
"Nuts"
Nude Model
"No sex please, we're British"
Naughty, Naughtiness, Etc
Naked, Nude
Moral Law, Moral Authority, Morals, Morality
Monica
Mistress
Matchmaker
Married Man
Marital Relations
Marilyn Chambers
Lust
Love, Romance
Liberal, Liberalism
Lesbian, Lesbianism
Lady Chatterley's Lover
"Kiss You All Over"
Gonna wrap my arms around you
(chorus)
KISS, Kiss, Kissing
in flagrante delicto
"I know it when I see it."
Imagination
Ignorant, Ignoramus, Ignorance
Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, Hypocrites
Husband
Hooters
Hoochey-Coochey
Hellfire Club (two quotes)
"The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself."
Heartache, Heartbreak (two quotes)
"It's a fool's game,
It's a heartache
Gossip
God
Girlie Men
Gender Bender
Freud, Sigmund
Food Porn
First Amendment
Feminine Wiles
Fantods
False Attribution
Falling In Love
When I give my heart it will be completely
Faking Orgasm, "Fake it until you make it"
Epicure, Epicurean
E.R.A.
Drunk, Drunken...
Drag Queen, Drag King
Debonair
Death
Dancing, 'Dirty Dancing'
Cupid
Cowgirl
Casanova
Candy and Flowers
Caligula
Brown Sugar
Breast Enlargement / Enhancement
Bear
Asshole
Art, Artist, etc
Amore
Adult Forum
Adultery, Adulterer, etc
"An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises."
"Those who are easily shocked... should be shocked more often"
"Sex is emotion in motion."
"I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it."
"A hard man is good to find"
"I like my clothes to be tight enough to show I’m a woman, but loose enough to show I’m a lady."
"When I'm good, I'm very good. When I'm bad, I'm even better"
"If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning."
"It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I say, but the way I say it."
"I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them."
"I speak two languages, Body and English."
Bonus: a good one from Miss West that is not in the Glossary!
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"I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going while you've still got them." see below for attribution.
(ok... we just found out that an extra quote by Mr. Flynt snuck in, oh well. You'll get over it.)
"You just can't be good in bed anymore. You have to be good at the keyboard too."
and
Puritan, Puritanical
"In America you can get away with murder, but not with sex."
- Xaviera Hollander (born 1943)
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."
- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900)
- Frank Sinatra (1915 - 1998)
"When the Going Gets Weird, The Weird Turn Pro."
- Hunter S. Thompson (1937 - 2005)
"Will you have this woman/man to be your wife/husband to live together according to God's decree in the holy estate of marriage? Will you love her/him, comfort her/him, honour and keep her/him, in sickness and in health, and forsaking all others, faithfully keep to her/him alone, so long as you both shall live?"
- Traditional vows from http://www.myweddingvows.com
"In order to know virtue, we must first acquaint ourselves with vice."
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Jealousy, Jealous Rage
"No lover, if he be of good faith, and sincere, will deny he would prefer to see his mistress dead than unfaithful."
- Donatien Francois, the Marquis de Sade (1740 - 1814)
"The greatest minds are capable of the greatest vices as well as of the greatest virtues."
- Rene Descartes (1596 - 1650)
"And there was not any bird that is created through procreation that was not ready in her presence to hear her and receive her judgment. For this was Saint Valentine's day, when every bird of every kind that men can imagine comes to this place to choose his mate."
- The Parliament of Fowls by Geoffrey Chaucer (1340? - 1400)
"A glooming peace this morning with it brings;
The sun, for sorrow, will not show his head:
Go hence, to have more talk of these sad things;
Some shall be pardon'd, and some punished:
For never was a story of more woe
Than this of Juliet and her Romeo."
- The Prince, Romeo and Juliet Act 5, scene 3, by William Shakespeare
"I been bad, I been good,
Dallas, Texas, Hollywood.
I ain't askin for much.
I said, Lord, take me downtown,
I'm just lookin' for some tush."
- ZZ Top, Tush, Lyrics by: Gibbons, Hill, Beard. Album: Fandango!, London Records, 1975
"Tune in, Turn On, Drop Out."
- Dr. Timothy Leary (1920 - 1996)
Corporal Maxwell Klinger: Colonel Potter, Sir! Corporal Klinger. I'm section 8, head to toe. I'm wearing a Warner bra. I play with dolls. My last wish is to be buried in my mother's wedding gown. I'm nuts. I should be out!
Colonel Sherman Potter: Horse hockey!
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Marriage
"Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce."
- Major Frank Burns
M*A*S*H by Hornberger and Gelbart, 20th Century Fox TV Production.
"You have heard that it was said, 'Do not commit adultery.' But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart."
- Matthew 5 : 27 - 28 (NIV)
- Empress Catherine the Great of Russia (1729 - 1796)
"You’re a teaser, you turn ’em on
Leave 'em burning and then you’re gone
Looking out for another, anyone will do
You’re in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance...
Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine..... "
- ABBA, Dancing Queen, music and lyrics by Andersson, Ulvaeus, and Anderson, Album Arrival, Polar records, released 1976
"Now, call me a prude if you want, but I don't think it's good policy for the Navy to hand over a billion-dollar piece of equipment to a man who has 'Welcome Aboard' tattooed on his penis."
- Admiral Yancy Graham, Down Periscope story by Hugh Wilson, Twentieth Century Fox, 1996
"Sex is currency. What's the use of being beautiful if you can't profit from it?"
- Lili St Cyr (1917 - 1999)
"I'm saying all the things that I know you'll like, makin' good conversation
I gotta handle you just right, you know what I mean
I took you to an intimate restaurant, then to a suggestive movie
There's nothin' left to talk about, unless it's horizontally
Let me hear your body talk, your body talk, let me hear your body talk."
- Olivia Newton-John, Physical, words ands music by Kipner and Shaddick, album Physical, MCA records, released 1981.
"You put your left foot out keep it all in place...
Work your way right into my case
First you try to bed me you make my backbone slide
But when you found you bled me-- skip on by...
keep on---stroke me, stroke me
Give me the business all night long...
You're so together boy...
Say you're a winner but man you're just a sinner now."
- Billy Squier, The Stroke, Words and Music by Billy Squier, Album Don't Say No, Capitol Records, released 1981
"A forty-one inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee-a lot more. But most girls don't know what to do with what they've got."
- Jayne Mansfield (1933 - 1967)
"Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation."
- Larry Flynt (born 1942)
"Maximum verbosity on the banality of the mundane."
- Dr Leftover
"Then Judah said to Onan, "Lie with your brother's wife and fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to produce offspring for your brother." But Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so whenever he lay with his brother's wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from producing offspring for his brother. What he did was wicked in the LORD's sight; so He put him to death also."
- Genesis 38: 8 - 10 (NIV)
"'Cause the walls start shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making it and you -
Shook me all night long"
- AC/DC, You shook me all night long, Lyrics by AC/DC, Album Back in Black, ATCO records, 1980
"Am I original? 'Yeah'
Am I the only one? 'Yeah'
Am I sexual? 'Yeah'
Am I everything you need?
You better rock your body now"
- The Backstreet Boys, Everybody (Backstreet's Back), lyrics by Max Martin, et al, Album Backstreet's Back, Jive Records, released circa 1997
"A sex symbol becomes a thing. I just hate to be a thing."
- Marilyn Monroe (1926 - 1962)
"Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got."
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Sexy
"I think the quality of sexiness comes from within. It is something that is in you or it isn't and it really doesn't have much to do with breasts or thighs or the pout of your lips."
- Sophia Loren (born 1934)
"Talking from morning to night about sex has helped my skiing... because I talk about movement, about looking good, about taking risks."
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Orgasm
"An orgasm is just a reflex like a sneeze."
- Dr Ruth Westheimer (born 1928)
Otter: My cucumber. It's bigger. I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you?
Marion Wormer: No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.
- National Lampoon's Animal House, Written by Harold Ramis, et al, Directed by John Landis, Universal Pictures, 1978
"Love is a cunning weaver of fantasies and fables."
-Sappho(about 620 to 570 BC)
"Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light
Those days are over
You don't have to sell your body to the night
Roxanne, you don't have to wear that dress tonight
Walk the streets for money
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right..."
- the Police, Roxanne, lyrics by Sting, album Outlandos d'Amour, A&M records, released 1978,
"You don't swing where you sleep."
- Sammy Davis, Jr. (1925 - 1990)
"Hot time, get it while it's easy
Don't mind, come on up and see me
Rag Doll, baby won't you do me
Like you done before."
- Aerosmith, Rag Doll, Words and Music by Aerosmith, et al, album Permanent Vacation, Geffen Records, released 1988
"Oh wont you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round..."
- Queen, Fat Bottomed Girls, Lyrics by Brian May, Album Bicycle Race, EMI Records, released 1978
"If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions."
- Pulp Fiction by Quentin Tarantino, writer/director, Miramax Films, released 1994
"No agency shall disclose any record which is contained in a system of records by any means of communication to any person, or to another agency, except pursuant to a written request by, or with the prior written consent of, the individual to whom the record pertains, unless disclosure of the record would be--
(1) to those officers and employees of the agency which maintains the record who have a need for the record in the performance of their duties; ... Etc"
- THE PRIVACY ACT OF 1974
5 U.S.C. § 552a, As Amended
"In the future everyone will be world famous for 15 minutes."
- Andy Warhol (1928 - 1987)
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."
- Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
"Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne."
- Quentin Crisp (1908 - 1999).
"Your rattlin' cough never shuts off
Is nothin' but a used machine
Your aluminum finish, slightly diminished
Is the best I ever have seen
And never ever find another
And I realize no one's wise
To my plastic fantastic lover"
- Jefferson Airplane, Plastic Fantastic Lover, Lyric by Marty Balin, Album Surrealistic Pillow, RCA Victor Records, released 1967
"Just because I publish pornography does not mean that I am not concerned about the social ills that all of us are."
- Larry Flynt (born 1942)
"Oh, the woman on our party line's the nosiest thing,
She picks up her receiver when she knows it's my ring,
Why don't you mind your own business, (Mind your own business)
Well, if you mind your business, then you won't be mindin' mine."
- Hank Williams, Mind Your Own Business, by Hank Williams Sr., single released 1949
"Size matters not, ... Look at me. Judge me by size, do you?"
- Yoda, Star Wars V, the Empire Strikes Back, by George Lucas, Lucasfilm Ltd 1980
"Then she rode back, clothed on with chastity;
And one low churl, compact of thankless earth,
The fatal byword of all years to come,
Boring a little auger-hole in fear,
Peep'd -- but his eyes, before they had their will,
Were shrivel'd into darkness in his head,
And dropt before him. So the Powers, who wait
On noble deeds, cancell'd a sense misused"
- Godiva written 1842, Alfred Lord Tennyson (1809 - 1892)
Saudi marriage officiant Dr. Ahmad al-Mu'bi told Lebanese television viewers last week that it's permissible for girls as young as 1 (year old) to marry - as long as sex is postponed. Al-Mu'bi's remarkable comments also included an explanation that "there is no minimal age for entering marriage."
- From FoxNews.com, 25 June, 2008
"Why can't you share your bed? The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. It's very charming. It's very sweet. It's what the whole world should do."
- Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
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Beauty
"Art requires philosophy, just as philosophy requires art. Otherwise, what would become of beauty?"
- Paul Gauguin (1848 - 1903)
"She was gettin' bombed, And I was gettin' blown away,
And she took it in her hand, And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace. She wanna pearl necklace."
- ZZ TOP, Pearl Necklace, Lyrics by: Gibbons, Hill, Beard. Album: El Loco, Warner Records, released 1981
"...At times I understand you
And I know how hard you've tried
I've watched while love commands you
And I've watched love pass you by
At times I think we're drifters
Still searching for a friend
A brother or a sister
But then the passion flares again
The honesty's too much
And I have to close my eyes and hide
I wanna hold you til I die
Til we both break down and cry
I wanna hold you till the fear in me subsides"
- Dan Hill, Sometimes When We Touch by Hill and Mann, album Longer Fuse K-Tel records, released 1977
"Have mercy upon me, O God, according to thy lovingkindness: according unto the multitude of thy tender mercies blot out my transgressions. Wash me throughly from mine iniquity, and cleanse me from my sin. For I acknowledge my transgressions: and my sin is ever before me. Against thee, thee only, have I sinned, and done this evil in thy sight: that thou mightest be justified when thou speakest, and be clear when thou judgest. Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me."
- Psalm 51 : 1 - 5 (KJV)
"I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'"
- Woody Allen (born 1935)
"Have nothing to do with godless myths and old wives' tales; rather, train yourself to be godly."
- 1 Timothy 4 : 7 (NIV)
"The trouble with nude dancing is that not everything stops when the music stops."
- Sir Robert Helpmann (1909 - 1986)
"(1) an average person, applying contemporary community standards, must find that the material, as a whole, appeals to the prurient interest (i.e., material having a tendency to excite lustful thoughts); (2) the material must depict or describe, in a patently offensive way, sexual conduct specifically defined by applicable law; and (3) the material, taken as a whole, must lack serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value."
- Obscenity Test as defined by the US Supreme Court, circa 1987
"Nuts"
- American Army General Anthony McAuliffe (1898 - 1975)
"What spirit is so empty and blind, that it cannot recognize the fact that the foot is more noble than the shoe, and skin more beautiful than the garment with which it is clothed?"
- Michelangelo (1475 - 1564)
"Every year is getting shorter never seem to find the time.
Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
The time is gone, the song is over,
Thought I'd something more to say."
- Pink Floyd, Time, Written by Gilmour, Mason, Waters and Wright, Album Dark Side Of The Moon, EMI / Capitol, Released 1973
"Ah! sweet mystery of life, at last I've found thee;
Ah! I know at last the secret of it all.....
For 'tis love, and love alone, the world is seeking..."
- Naughty Marietta Words by Rida Johnson Young. Opera and Movie music written by Victor Herbert. Film: MGM, 1935
"Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed."
- William Blake (1757 - 1827)
"Never regard something as doing you good if it makes you betray a trust or lose your sense of shame or makes you show hatred, suspicion, ill-will or hypocrisy or a desire for things best done behind closed doors."
- Emperor Marcus Aurelius 121 - 180
"I did Not have sex with that woman."
- US President William Jefferson Clinton (born 1946)
"A mistress never is nor can be a friend. While you agree, you are lovers; and when it is over, anything but friends."
- Lord Byron (1788 - 1824)
"Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make me a match,
Find me a find, Catch me a catch,
Night after night in the dark I'm alone,
So find me match, Of my own."
- Matchmaker, from stage version of Fiddler on the Roof, Lyric by Sheldon Harnick, released 1964
"All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner."
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Burlesque
"I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up."
- Red Skelton (1913 - 1997)
"Personally, I know nothing about sex because I've always been married."
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Divorce
"Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles."
- Zsa Zsa Gabor (born 1917)
"My body is my business and I work on it everyday."
- Marilyn Chambers (1952 - 2009)
"You shall not covet your neighbor's wife. You shall not set your desire on your neighbor's house or land, his manservant or maidservant, his ox or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor."
- Deuteronomy 5 : 21 (NIV)
"Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead."
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Guilt, Regret
"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done."
- Lucille Ball (1911 - 1989)
"A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man; a debt he proposes to pay off with your money."
- G. Gordon Liddy (born 1930)
"Now Dinah, the daughter Leah had borne to Jacob, went out to visit the women of the land."
- Genesis 34:1 (NIV)
"Yes, I do believe in something. I believe in being warmhearted. I believe especially in being warm-hearted in love, in fucking with a warm heart. I believe if men could fuck with warm hearts, and the women take it warm-heartedly, everything would come all right. It's all this cold-hearted fucking that is death and idiocy."
"But you don't fuck me cold-heartedly," she protested.
- Mellors conversation with Connie Reid (Chatterley), Chapter 14, Lady Chatterley's Lover by D.H. Lawrence, published 1928 (now available online in it's entirety)
"When I get home, babe, gonna light your fire
All day I've been thinkin' about you, babe
You're my one desire
Hold you close to me
Oh, babe I wanna taste your lips
I wanna fill your fantasy, yeah
I wanna kiss you all over
And over again
I wanna kiss you all over
Until the night closes in....."
- Exile, Kiss you all over, lyrics by Chapman and Chinn, album Mixed Emotions, EMI Records, Released 1978
"You like the credit cards and private planes,
Money can really take you far,
You like the hotels and fancy clothes,
And the sound of electric guitars, but ....
Do you love me?......"
- KISS, Do you love me, Lyric by Paul Stanley, et al. Album Destroyer, Casablanca Records, 1976
"Any time there's a scandal, we always try and get involved."
- Larry Flynt (born 1942)
"I shall not today attempt further to define the kinds of material I understand to be embraced within that shorthand description; and perhaps I could never succeed in intelligibly doing so. But I know it when I see it, and the motion picture involved in this case is not that."
- Potter Stewart (1915 - 1985)
"To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit."
- Stephen Hawking (born 1942)
"Ignoramus et ignorabimus" We do not know and will not know
- Latin phrase
"Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo"
- Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914)
"Most women are one man away from welfare"
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"Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry."
- Gloria Steinem (born 1934)
"And we danced, like a wave on the ocean, romanced,
We were liars in love and we danced,
Swept away for a moment by chance.
Yeah, we danced and danced and danced"
- The Hooters, And we danced Lyrics by Hyman and Bazilian, Album: Nervous Night, Columbia Records, released 1985
"Cuchi cuchi"
- Charo (born... well... sometime between 1940 and 1955)
(Birth name: María del Rosario Pilar Martínez Molina Baeza Rasten. we'll stick to 'Charo')
"Fay ce que voudras" Do what thou wilt
- Latin phrase, entrance sign to the Hellfire Club, London
- Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790)
"Aegra amans" (literally: lover's sickness)
- Latin phrase
Nothing but a fool's game,
Standing in the cold rain,
Feeling like a clown.
Nothing but a heartache.
Love him till your arms break
Then he lets you down."
- It's a Heartache Music and lyrics by Scott & Wolfe, recorded by various artists, originally released 1977 by both Juice Newton and by Bonnie Tyler.
"Without wood a fire goes out; without gossip a quarrel dies down."
- Proverbs 26 : 20 (NIV)
"The LORD God said, "It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him." Now the LORD God had formed out of the ground all the beasts of the field and all the birds of the air. He brought them to the man to see what he would name them; and whatever the man called each living creature, that was its name. So the man gave names to all the livestock, the birds of the air and all the beasts of the field. But for Adam no suitable helper was found. So the LORD God caused the man to fall into a deep sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of the man's ribs and closed up the place with flesh. Then the LORD God made a woman from the rib he had taken out of the man, and he brought her to the man.
The man said, "This is now bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called 'woman, for she was taken out of man."
For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and they will become one flesh.
The man and his wife were both naked, and they felt no shame."
- Genesis 2 : 18 - 25 (NIV)
"They all look like a bunch of girlie men, right?"
- Arnold Schwarzenegger (born 1947)
"Give me time, to realize my crime
Let me love and steal, I have danced inside your eyes
How can I be real,
Do you really want to hurt me,
Do you really want to make me cry,
Precious kisses words that burn me,
Lovers never ask you why."
- Culture Club, Do you really want to hurt me, words and music by Culture Club, album Kissing to be Clever, Virgin and Epic Records, released 1982.
"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." (attribution of the quote to Sigmund is now disputed)
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"Sadism is all right in its place, but it should be directed to proper ends."
- Sigmund Freud (1856 - 1939)
"Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter faction, the vegans, are a persistent irritant to any chef worth a damn. To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living"
- Anthony Bourdain (born 1956)
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."
- The First Amendment to the US Constitution
"God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met."
- Farrah Fawcett (1947 - 2009)
"Now that is the way to write--peppery and to the point. Mush-and-milk journalism gives me the fan-tods."
- Mark Twain, Journalism in Tennessee, released 1871
"Everything you see, I owe to spaghetti."
- Famously NOT said by Sophia Loren (born 1934)
(Two real quotes from Ms Loren can be found at Sex Appeal and Sexy)
"When I fall in love it will be forever
Or Ill never fall in love
In a restless world like this is
Love is ended before its begun
And too many moonlight kisses
Seem to cool in the warmth of the sun
Or Ill never give my heart
And the moment I can feel that you feel that way too
Is when I fall in love with you."
- When I Fall In Love written by Young and Heyman, released by various artists including Doris Day (1952), Nat King Cole (1956) and (the) Carpenters (1989)
"I'll have what she's having."
- Line delivered in movie When Harry met Sally by Estelle Reiner (1914 - 2008), written by Nora Ephron, Columbia Pictures 1989
"I am an Epicurean. I consider the genuine (not the imputed) doctrines of Epicurus as containing everything rational in moral philosophy which Greek and Roman leave to us."
- Thomas Jefferson (1743 - 1826)
"Equality of rights under the law shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of sex."
- Section One, Proposed Amendment to US Constituion.
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
- Dean Martin (1917 - 1995)
"It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen."
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Cheap
"You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!"
- Dolly Parton (born 1946)
"...You’re bound to lose control
When the Rubberband Man starts to jam ...
...How much of this stuff do he think we can stand
So much rhythm, grace and debonair from one man, Lord."
- The (Detroit) Spinners, The Rubberband Man, words and lyrics by Bell and Creed, Album Happiness Is..., Atlantic Records, 1976
"Death, the final, triumphant lover."
- Bela Lugosi (1882 - 1956)
"For you and I are past our dancing days."
- Lord Capulet, Romeo and Juliet, Act 1 scene 5, by William Shakespeare.
"Cupid, Draw back your bow,
And let your arrow go
Straight to my lover's heart for me,
Nobody but me..."
- Cupid Original lyric by Sam Cooke. Spinner's release, 1980, Atlantic Records.
"Cause I saddle up my horse, And I ride into the city,
I make a lot of noise, Cause the girls, They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway, On my old stud Leroy.
And the girls say 'Save a horse, ride a cowboy.'"
- Big and Rich, Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy), Lyrics by: Kenny and Rich. Album: Horse of a Different Color. 2004. Warner Records.
"I don't conquer, I submit."
- Giacomo Casanova (1725 - 1798)
"Candy
is dandy
but liquor
is quicker."
- Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971) The original line was a poem in the above formatting.
"Let them hate me, so long as they fear me."
- Emperor Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (12 AD - 41, ruled 37 to 41)
"Ah brown sugar how come you taste so good
(a-ha) brown sugar, just like a young girl should."
- The Rolling Stones Brown Sugar lyrics by Mick Jagger and Keith Richards. Album: Sticky Fingers, From Rolling Stones Records. 1971
"Big Tits Sell."
- Harrison Marks (1926 - 1997)
"I'll put you through hell, but at the end of it all we'll be champions."
- Bear Bryant (1913 - 1983)
"In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress."
- John Adams (1735 - 1826)
"Art is never chaste. It ought to be forbidden to ignorant innocents, never allowed into contact with those not sufficiently prepared. Yes, art is dangerous. Where it is chaste, it is not art."
- Picasso (1881 - 1973)
"When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fagiole, That's amore.
When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet, You're in love"
- That's Amore (second verse). By Warren and Brooks, as performed by Dean Martin. Released 1953. Capitol Records
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"If a man commits adultery with another man's wife-with the wife of his neighbor-both the adulterer and the adulteress must be put to death."
- Leviticus 20:10 (NIV)
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Mae West (1893-1980) quotes used throughout the Glossary, and the the one in the intro to this page.
"Men? Sure, I've known lots of them. But I never found one I liked well enough to marry. Besides, I've always been busy with my work. Marriage is a career in itself and to make a success of it you've got to keep working at it. So until I can give the proper amount of time to marriage, I'll stay single."
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